Wii Conspiracy Roundup

The Nintendo Wii was released on 19 Nov 06.. Nearly four months ago.. Got one yet? Of course u dun.. And dun go looking for one either.. Unless u've got an insider at a gaming store or the tenacity to call one every day to inquire about their next shipment.. If not u're not going to get one soon..

Yet the Wii is a gaming phenomenon and unlike the PS 3.. Includes no technology of note that hasn't been around for many years..

So why aren't we soaking in Wiis? Have a look at some of the conspiracy theories on the Internet.. Strictly for ur amusement..

First there's the obvious that Nintendo is artificially keeping supply low in order to keep demand high throughout 2007.. That would make sense if Nintendo was charging higher prices now.. But it isn't.. And so it's losing out on millions every week by failing to fulfill demand and possibly losing sales to other consoles..

Big box retailers are hoarding them for big sale days.. The idea is that if they advertise Wiis on the weekend.. They'll get big traffic on those days and sell lots of paper towels and Pokemon junk (specifically mentioned are Target and Toys R Us)..

On the more absurd side.. A variety of lawsuits have stopped Nintendo from producing more consoles.. Ok except it is still producing consoles.. Juz not enough for everyone..

A game store employee offered this to one Yahoo! Tech shopper: "Nintendo is at the end of its fiscal year so they aren't sending them out.." Well.. He said "physical year," but they know what he meant.. And unfortunately that argument is inane.. When companies get near the end of a fiscal year.. They invariably try to sell more.. Not less as it makes the numbers look better..

And of course.. A-list NBA players have all the consoles.. Even B-list players can't get them.. And here's an interesting twist: Independent Wii developers can't even get hardware, as Wii publishers have taken all the consoles..

What's the truth? Well.. It should be obvious if u've ever bought a game console in the past.. Gaming companies are notorious for mismanaging their launches by not having enough product on hand for release and being unable to fulfill demand for months at a time.. The Xbox 360 was tough to get for close to a year.. If u'll recall and like the Wii it doesn't feature any outrageously next-gen technology..

What can u do to get one? Be patient.. Shop on eBay or Craigslist if u're desperate.. And make friends with someone at a store that sells Wii hardware so u can get in line early the day they come in.. Or just do what I do: Enjoy your PS2 and 360 for the time being..



Class 2007

Superminis - Compact hatchbacks combine chic looks with good manoeuvrability..
Top pick: Suzuki Swift (From $52,000 with COE)

Compact cars - Easy to drive and park yet big enuff for a family's day out.. These cars are practical and economical to run..
Top pick: Hyundai Verna (From $43,899 with COE)

Family cars - These mid-sized cars have performance.. Practicality.. Refinement and comfort on long drives..
Top pick: Honda Civic

Large cars - Image is the key in this class but strong performance and a well-equipped interior are also impt attributes..
Top pick: Toyota Camry (From $90,988 with COE)

Compact executive cars - Sporty four-door saloons that used to be seen as cars for yuppies but now appeal to a broader clientele..
Top pick: BMW 3 Series (From $139,800 with COE)

Executive cars - For those who want plenty of comfort and a touch of luxury but dun see the need for a massive limousine..
Top pick: BMW 5 Series (From $183,800 with COE)

Luxury cars - These full-sized saloons completely pamper their passengers and have presence on the road..
Top pick: Mercedes-Benz S-Class (From $298,888 with COE)

Station wagons - Once viewed as utilitarian workhorses.. Station wagons have in recent years become cool lifestyle accessories..
Top pick: Volvo V50 (From $122,500 with COE)

Multi Purpose Vehicles - The swiss Army Knives of the car world.. Modern MPVs are spacious and have flexible seating arragements..
Top pick: Kia Carens ($66,999 with COE)

Sports Utility Vehicles - No one buys SUV to go jungle-bashing.. The selling points are the high seating position and versatile cabin..
Top pick: Lexus RX 400h ($171,121 with COE)

High performance cars - These fast cars cost less than Ferraris and Lamborghinis but they can make juz as much of a statement..
Top pick: Audi R8 (Estimate $450,000 to $500,000 with COE)

Sports cars - Delivering maximum smiles per mile and per dollar is what separates a good sports car from a great one..
Top pick: Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR ($144,988 with COE)

There will be several releasing of new cars models this year.. Such as the new Mercedez C-Class.. BMW 3 Series Convertible.. Chrysler Sebring.. Etc.. Wun be discussing on these cars since they are not like to be affordable for the time being.. The affordable ones will be stated below except Lancer since the market price is still yet announced..

Prices for the new Vios which officially goes on sale next week have alreadi been announced.. The entry level J model starts at $49,299 with COE while the mid range E model costs $52,288 with COE.. There's also a G version which comes with Lexus-style Optitron meters and split-folding rear seats for $56,288 with COE.. All models have a 109bhp 1.5 litre engines and anti-lock brakes as standard..

The all-new Mitsubishi Lancer will arrive in SG by the middle of this year.. It will be considerably more expensive than the hugely popular older model.. The car is slightly larger than Honda Civic and the top range version has a 2.0 litre engine and a six-speed continuously variable transmission.. A 1.5 litre model will also be available..

So have what kinds of cars u have in mind now.. Step will definitely go for Swift since he like it so much.. Anyway the new Vios seems to be much rounder on appearance.. Maybe should call that smooth curving.. Haha.. As for the interior.. The only special thing is the center meter position.. I was wondering like that quite hard for driver to see the speed leh.. Anyway the boot can be opened without using keys or triggering the boot lock by the side of the driver's seat.. Now can automatically open with remote from the keys.. It 4 disc brake also enhance maximum braking performance..

I know I can't touch ur heart now..
So it doesn't matter which kind of luv if I can stay with ya..
Cuz I knw the separated ones go beyond time & space & get together..
Becuz of ya, I will keep waiting becuz of ya..
This is the tot that fills my heart now..
I will always like & luv ya..

*I feel so xing fu with her*

*MerQu|s3*^^ aka *yeKai*^^